- A-Z Animals
If you thought the mighty angry bird, the bald eagle, doesn’t have a sense of humor, prepare to be proved majorly wrong!
1)My mother when I get home 2 hours past my curfew:
2) Is that a rat or a Pomeranian?
3)Feeling unemployed after the 4th of July like:
4)The Bald Eagle: When American History gets wings:
5)The claws are strong with this one.
6)Guess who does NOT use the metric system to count prey?
7)Aerial love be like:
8) What’s your favorite pastime?
-Netflix and shit.
9)Freedom struggle 101: Special Lecture by Professor Bald Eagle!
10) The BALD Eagle: The apt mascot for the Fast and the Furious franchise
You suddenly wish bald eagles could talk, don’t you?